Honey, I have a hard-on — open your mouth and hurry up and fix the situation

Here's sperm on your hair and on your glasses. Are you going to interfere with the cooking again?

No parents — you can try something new. For example, anal

She was mad at the guy, but she sucked his dick — she wants a new sweatshirt

Late to fuck, fuck twice as hard - I wasn't jerking off, I was waiting

Caught a girl jerking off in the bathroom and made her suck a dick for it